You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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