The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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