I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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6 min
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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