There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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