Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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