YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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