She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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