Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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