Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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