how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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