I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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