He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
