sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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