i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
True college students do jello shots in the library
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