I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
