I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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