i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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