i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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