hell yes lets make some ravioli
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i now understand why vodka
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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