We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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