I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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