There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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