this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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