i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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