Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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