Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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