oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
handjob tips. give me some.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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