I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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