Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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