you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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