I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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