do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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