Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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