your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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