all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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