Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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