She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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