how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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