butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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