He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize