he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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