It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
