You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have fence marks all over my body
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You should frame my arrest warrant.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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