I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
did you just send me my own nude
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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