He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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