did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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