My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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