sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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