North Korea, Best Korea!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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