Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
