Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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