TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
should my penis look like a turkey
she pinky promised me she was 18
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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