im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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