Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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