She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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