he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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