sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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